AQUARIUS FLUENT SARCASM T-SHIRT | Petty Material
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When Aquarius speaks, it's never just small talk. It's sarcasm with a purpose, a message, and probably a theory. This tee is made for those who don’t just drop one-liners but rewrite the whole conversation. You’re not misunderstood they just can’t keep up. This Aquarius graphic T-shirt is soft, confident, and built to deliver that casual roast with a futuristic flair. It’s an energy, a frequency, a wearable mic drop. A prime choice for eccentric thinkers and walking internet threads.
Need-to-know style points:
- Pairs with overthinking and oversized sunglasses
- Best worn while starting weird group chats
- Soft enough for theories, strong enough for debates
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
- Heather colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Breathable fabric perfect for everyday wear
- Tapered shoulders and ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label for comfort—no itch, no fuss
- Unisex fit that flatters all body types
- True to size—order your regular fit for a relaxed look
All items are made-to-order. When you place your order, we print that item just for you, one at a time for the best quality!
- Processing Time: 1-3 business days
- Shipping Times: 5-7 business days
Please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return Policy before placing your order.
