CANCER FLUENT SARCASM T-SHIRT | Petty on a good day
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Cancer doesn’t always mean tears. Sometimes it’s just sarcastic silence followed by the perfect clapback. This fluent sarcasm tee is the emotional armor for the sign that feels it all but also says it all. Made for those who love hard, roast soft, and disappear mid-text thread. A Cancer in this tee is comfy, caring, and casually cutting when needed. It’s sweet, but spicy. Emotional, but edgy. Perfect for anyone who’s crying on the inside but giving you sarcasm on the outside.
Need-to-know style points:
- Best worn under a blanket or emotional walls
- Looks great during deep talks or deep sighs
- Soft feel perfect for cozy revenge plots
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
- Heather colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Breathable fabric perfect for everyday wear
- Tapered shoulders and ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label for comfort—no itch, no fuss
- Unisex fit that flatters all body types
- True to size—order your regular fit for a relaxed look
All items are made-to-order. When you place your order, we print that item just for you, one at a time for the best quality!
- Processing Time: 1-3 business days
- Shipping Times: 5-7 business days
Please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return Policy before placing your order.
