CAPRICORN FLUENT SARCASM T-SHIRT | Professional in Petty
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This Capricorn fluent sarcasm tee is the work uniform for the zodiac’s most lowkey savage. Calculated clapbacks? Always. This shirt gets to the point faster than their to-do list. For the one who takes notes, keeps receipts, and says “interesting” when they’re ready to end your whole argument. Soft feel, serious energy. Wear it to meetings, mock interviews, or your ex’s event. If success had a T-shirt this would be Capricorn’s version.
Need-to-know style points:
• Perfect for business casual shade
• Looks great with ambition and iced coffee
• Worn best with goals and side-eyes
• Built for boardrooms or petty comebacks
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
- Heather colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Breathable fabric perfect for everyday wear
- Tapered shoulders and ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label for comfort—no itch, no fuss
- Unisex fit that flatters all body types
- True to size—order your regular fit for a relaxed look
All items are made-to-order. When you place your order, we print that item just for you, one at a time for the best quality!
- Processing Time: 1-3 business days
- Shipping Times: 5-7 business days
Please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return Policy before placing your order.
