SCORPIO FLUENT SARCASM T-SHIRT | Plot Twist Personified
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Scorpio doesn’t speak unless it cuts deep. This fluent sarcasm tee says exactly what it needs to say with a smirk and a sting. Designed for the sign who thrives in mystery, but loves a slick comeback. If looks could kill and words could bury, Scorpio’s already ahead of the game. This shirt feels like a secret weapon soft, smooth, and sharp underneath. For every Scorpio who can’t help but roast in riddles and charm with chaos.
Need-to-know style points:
• Pair with all-black and all-attitude
• Works for silence or sudden truth bombs
• Great for revenge plans and cozy nights
• Best served cold, like their humor
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
- Heather colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Breathable fabric perfect for everyday wear
- Tapered shoulders and ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label for comfort—no itch, no fuss
- Unisex fit that flatters all body types
- True to size—order your regular fit for a relaxed look
All items are made-to-order. When you place your order, we print that item just for you, one at a time for the best quality!
- Processing Time: 1-3 business days
- Shipping Times: 5-7 business days
Please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return Policy before placing your order.
